Mysterious mister Masterton’s magic mixture

by on September 12, 2016 at 12:00 AM

For best results

  1. Apply topically
  2. Ingest orally
  3. Think really REALLY hard about elephants
  4. Do the hokey pokey (DO NOT forget what it’s all about)
  5. Repeat steps 1-4 three times.

 

Ask your doctor about side effects.