Jolly Biscuit

One of these men has spent more time as an undercover pizza delivery guy than they will ever spend with their family.  One of them lives in your roof.  One of them has a serious issue with weather balloons.  One of them knows where you live, but you’ll never know where they took your parents.  One of them will attempt to seduce you, and to your surprise, they will succeed.  And one of them will try to eat you…  The identity of each of these men may shock and debilitate you…