Jolly Biscuit

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REGISTER TO VOTE, YOU GOOBERS – vote.gov/ https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/domestic-violence-by-state

REGISTER TO VOTE, YOU GOOBERS – vote.gov/ https://appliedsentience.com/2020/08/02/summary-of-23-quality-of-life-indicators-are-red-or-blue-states-better/

REGISTER TO VOTE, YOU GOOBERS – vote.gov/ https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-in-republican-counties-have-higher-death-rates-than-those-in-democratic-counties/

REGISTER TO VOTE, YOU GOOBERS – vote.gov/ https://www.newamerica.org/future-security/reports/terrorism-in-america/what-is-the-threat-to-the-united-states-today/

REGISTER TO VOTE, YOU GOOBERS – vote.gov/ https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2016/04/26/a-wider-ideological-gap-between-more-and-less-educated-adults/

https://www.thirdway.org/report/the-two-decade-red-state-murder-problem

https://scottbarrykaufman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Psychological-Science-2012-Hodson-0956797611421206.pdf

https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rstb.2020.0424

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0241144

Is there enough time to steer this ship away from...

And the gimmick when you go to their shows is...

Thank you everyone for reading my stupid comics all these...

Relax enjoyingly, spa whistfully, soothe peacefully.

Next week – the mystery of what happens when you...

Unfortunately, because of papal primacy you are obligated to find...

It looks like mustard, it smells like mustard, it tastes...

My doctor says my condition prevents me from grinding.

Chivalry only dies if we let it, boyos…

He can’t even sell all those old Gameboys, he repurposed...

Sam Dink is… JOHN DIAPER… John Diaper, is at it...

WE’RE BACK!!!!… I think… Thank you all for your patience...

Hey all! I’m taking a break from Jolly Biscuit for...

Looks like Baron von Farten Pus won’t be farting his...

NEXT MONDAY! The epic final battle between evil and the...

May shai hulud’s passing cleanse this world of meddling kids.

Before the MCU, there was the extended Hana Barbara cinematic...

A haunted desert? How can this day get any worse???...

Listen, the only remote meetings I want to attend are...

Off the shores of New England, across rippling waters, the...

Love works in mysterious, mechanical, sucky-blowy ways…

When I learned that water toxicity is a thing, it...

It’s only a matter of time before the Zoomers take...

Hey all! Thanks for sticking around and reading my comics....

Even if you got everything you ever wanted, it’s not...

Don’t listen to your heart! It lies! ( : D

I can’t read my old comics anymore because I can’t...

Another victim of the youth fart lighting mob…

Should I make sequels to this comic? Maybe. Will I?...

He shot himself with a normal gun instead of the...

Imagine there’s no bullshit…

“Ain’t no man alive can get between a Texan and...

Forgotten Twilight sequel

It’s not her fault, guys! Blame the chimney sweeps!

Bees in your snoot? Ain’t it a hoot!

Opt for the staycation, kiddos.

Uhhhhh… The lesson is… Gender is a shit?

I imagine this is something like how Charlie Kirk was...

“I can make you any part to any specifications, just...

Step tuu – duum the nite…

“The Keaton” is only a level 2 maneuver, which is...

EYO! What’s an alien gotta do ta find a pastrami...

Cracking your teeth and exposing the nerve endings let’s you...

Leaked original script for Jack Frost (1998)

The fashion police keep tabs on what pants you’re wearing...

Never trust the country music fan. They will lie to...

Just realized I been doing a lot of mom-themed comics...

BRAINSTORM TIME, comment your absolute best/worst street food idea. GO!

When’s the last time YOU called your mother? >:(

Santa checks you twice, but that elf checks you OUT…

Last words can’t kill, but sometimes last meals can…

I imagine in my head this is how NFT’s work?…

Damn that’s one coooooool cat B)

The poor ATF… They’re never gonna live down Waco, are...

Don’t worry, because there’s still one left… But once that’s...

Don’t sleep with your insane profs, kids.

Jolly Biscuit deep lore – fish heads origin story.

That’s right! Get ready for a month of comics based...

Fun fact – Washing machines had a 90% fatality rate...

Don’t worry Fabrio! You can always try again in two...

The REAL winner this event is asses, duck asses to...

Duckin’ ain’t easy…

Dammit, Keith! Get your ducks in a row!

How does it feel to get the gold medal in...

Momo de munky – pasta versus turnip edition

Gaydar gaydar on the wall, who’s the gayest of them...

Hey all! It took a while, but we’re finally here!...

Up up and away! Flying with my big beautiful cat...

Don’t feed the stray planks.

Do the worm!… BE the worm…

I just mix rabbit turds into a bowl of hot...

Hubba hubba wassa wassa

Pee in the mailbox. Diarrhea in the dinnerware. Puke in...

Don’t fall for the egg, kids…

Flyin’ high, until we all die…

My resolution: Every day is ass-day this year!

Happy holidays, boils and ghouls!

If you’re on the run from the law – try...

So remember kids! When someone offers you a lick of...

The eternal game of cat-cop and bird-mouse continues…

Happy Halloween, everyone!  Don’t get bit by a ghost!

Perhaps the real fault was MAN…

This is why you gotta do squats, kiddos.  Get that...

Hey all!  Sorry I’ve been away for so long (I’m...

And she was only using 10% of her power

Three cheers for civil disobedience?…

Work isn’t safe, home isn’t safe, no where is safe.

Who ever said you couldn’t teach an old dog to...

Carrots be all like, “carrot”.

Why is it we have the technology to put man...

They say if you cram 15 pounds of sand into...

Mouth spiders are a vital component of human health –...

Instead of sleeping on top of your bed, try sleeping...

Remember to keep a 72 hour supply of bees in...

One day late for Easter. Not good, but not bad…

What kind of breakfast food is your child?  Take this...

Who needs a good poker face when you can just...

Sometimes the one you wanted to smooch all along was...

Don’t worry citizen.  Your butt data is in good hands!

Gabriel Gallebanno was the first member of their family to...

New study proves – babies that listen to Mozart are...

Fathers, lock up your daughters!

It’s pronounced SH-GRAPES

Happy new year, everyone!

Happy holidays everyone!  Eat more clams!

Stay tuned for the “Jolly Biscuit Xmas special 2019 Part...

From the big screen to the little screen to blideo...

Santa declares – “The Jolly Biscuit Xmas special 2019 is...

How to be perfect sexy dancer lesson, from the master...

Luck of the Irish…

Happy Halloween nobels and muggles! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO7t7fRk4IU

Don’t pork-it with communists…  That’s how it spreads…

God dammit. What have Thomas and O’Brien done this time?

Looks like Lord Grantham’s got his work cut out for...

From the creators of “vertical farming” comes “vertical barning”.

Glorious stingray revolution now pls.  ty

Before using a parachute.  Make sure your tray table is...

fully automatic machine gun < pick and flick

Having supreme authority over all clams. Imagine the power…

Only good boys and girls who wash the dishes don’t...

More poo jokes everyone!  Help me!  ( : D

BYOM

I know this one’s a bit late, but regardless –...

I once flipped a guy just for looking at me...

Fuzzy wuzzy no longer has hair.  Fuzzy wuzzy isn’t fuzzy,...

Crazy how kids grow up so fast that they become...

The government will get its hands on that lamp one...

Uhhhhh… Happy Pride month?… <:(

In 1492, Columbus took a giant poo…

This is less of a “made for TV” movie, and...

What I’m trying to say is I’m quitting the comics...

Tastes like pudding…

Don’t make direct eye contact with skissers, kids.

When will the libruls learn? CLOSE THE BORDER!!!

My sensei is celebrating 20 years of teaching soon, and...

Let’s have a moment of silence for all the bed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-15VC4Yxzys

HA! I posted the comic late and made you think...

To any fans of James Miller, sorry for the disappointment.

Special K is the gateway to crushed-up Flinstones vitamins.

Jeez lady!  What’d you eat?!

Relationships in the crystal ball may be more disturbing than...

Just a suburban white boy with no fly making a...

Still think that throwing away pants isn’t murder, atheists?

All-kazam all kazoo, now you have to take a poo…

If you could understand more than 5% of that, then...

Ya.  I know.  Hanukkah ended on the 10th this year. ...

“What the Scrooge?” was filmed in front of a live...

Ho ho ho… Woo woo woo… What’s the difference?

I could sure go for some roasted humbugs right now…

“I’m gonna hack myself a sandwich and some chocolate milk,...

Do not operate heavy machinery while OSHA inspectors are looking.

You’d be a fish-head too if you lived in candy…

I will remember yoooooooooooou… Will you remember meeeeeeeeeeee???…

My uncle was a candle…

RIP Wilford Brimley…  :'( … Oh wait.  He’s still alive?… ...

Don’t worry, she wouldn’t hurt a fly.

There’s “pop culture” references, and then there’s “20 year old...

Soon we’ll reach a point where cars won’t need people...

And somewhere…  Deep within the bowels of the hole’s hole… ...

Always look on the bright side of life…

Try smoking some burning bush, all the cool kids are...

Party hard…

Noah – the prequel to Waterworld.

Instant universe – just add God farts.

It’s okay if it tastes terrible, as long as there’s...

There is no escape from the ass-enning…

All modes of transport will kill you – A message...

I only JUST realized that June was pride month, and...

GO GO CHICAGO PIRATE SNOWMEN!!!

So remember boys and girls… Always wear your shoes on...

“And 1st place goes to Scotland… Just, Scotland in general…”

Where’s those goddamn dancing lobsters when you need them?

“Please free me of this two dimensional prison…”

[insert the plot of “Sausage Party” here]

I have a confession to make… I like to listen...

Remember kids!  Duck and cover, and never bake beans :|

Sorry Darwin, you know you my numba one home dawg,...

Remember kids!  Thirty percent of zero percent is still zero...

Might as well scar the children right now to prepare...

Oh smokes everyone!  It’s a Valentines-Christmas-Abraham Lincoln-HP Lovecraft crossover special! ...

“And I would have gotten away with it to if...

Roses are red, violets are red, the sky is red,...

Satisfaction not guaranteed.

The cat’s not out of the bag yet folks, the...

President Wumpus 1% evil 99% hot gas

I wish I was an old man…  :'(

It’s a Krimbully Jimbully miracle! :’D

And that, dear children, is where cheese comes from :)...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

Meh.  In this economy, he’s pretty fortunate…

This is your new god.  He must be fed sacrifices...

The fish heads are still trying to figure out the...

Can’t we discuss the finer points of literature without resolving...

The only thing murdered here is detective Doofy McDermitt’s dignity… ...

It only seems fair we should steal from Tim Curry,...

DISCUSSION TIME. If you could gamble with the devil –...

I guess the real horror is…  Uhh…  Marriage?…

Monkey see, monkey do, monkey made a fool of you.

Children are the future! In the sense that I might...

Thirteen nuns died changing that diaper…

“Serix” links: Facebook: www.facebook.com/Serix-1972801259671859/ Tumblr: serix-comic.tumblr.com/ Tapas: tapas.io/episode/824741 “BEYOND!” links:...

The name “Brogidilla” was invented before the military discovered his...

Next week. Bill Cosby…

This is some real vintage garbage I’ve made here.  It’ll...

May the luck of the Irish be with you.

You can run but you can’t hide, Winston! Stay tuned...

Wallace.  You dirt snitch…

Living the life…

BREAKING NEWS: Ayatollah Khomeini swoons – “Yep… Definitely the hottest…”

[silent description]

He’s a regular down at the retirement home. Everyone loves...

“I can see a chunk of my house from here!”

“My mom said starting a gang of turkey enthusiasts was...

“Confucius never thought he’d have to do this again…”

Mulligan…

In other news, local goose lays golden egg.

Can’t you women appreciate men for their personalities and not...

Don’t worry folks, the ghost wasn’t try to rob Jusepi....

It is worth mentioning that all dinosaurs were voiced by...

HEY EVERYONE! I need ideas for the next spoof series....

Check out that bootylicious Polonius! Stay tuned next week for...

Uncle Claudius must smile on the outside for on the...

How to parody works of literature 101 Just start dropping...

The greatest story ever written, brought to you by some...

You are no match for the mlg pro that is...

I wish I had a hip-hoppin’ horse… <:'(

Superior German engineering wins the day again…

Everybody was kung fu fighting…

Tastes like wassa fwassin kids…  And cherries!

BREAKING NEWS – local man, Grolo, gets all the girls.

“The Big Book of Dead Birds”!!! In stores soon…

Everyone has goobers on the inside.  And it’s up to...

I just need some space…

To undo the self destruct process – simply insert your...

T’was Fabrio…  De whool tiem…

Here’s an early Krimbully-Jimbully gift for you all! And have...

You’ll be better off if you don’t know what’s in...

No good hot headed Krimbully-Jimbully HERETICS!!!  Maybe abandoning them in...

I wish I wish I knew what to wish!  <:(

Joey’s such a bad boy. He doesn’t care about anything...

Aqua Man saves the day again! Discussion time! What’s YOUR...

It’s too late for America. Pray for Canada…

Yes. I was listening to “Thriller” the whole time I...

Crash Fantastic isn’t the hero that space needs.  But he’s...

Did anyone else read the eye chart in Mini Me’s...

WHEW! Glad I could get that off my chest! See...

Come see the fourth and final part, next Monday!… …...

Can someone tell Diaper Dan that diapers work better on...

I figured it was time I should give 2016 the...

For best results Apply topically Ingest orally Think really REALLY...

Get ready kids! You gonna learn ’bout the SEWAGE SYSTEM!!!

Don’t mind Mars.  He’s just silent and stand-off-ish because of...

Sometimes I want to make you laugh.  Sometimes I want...

With enough practice.  Maybe one day he can perform under...

I don’t think I’d have it in me to shoot...

What did you think I’d do? Make a comic that...

If I had to guess.  I’d say this might be...

I’d say “stick to your slip and slide” but they’ve...

DISCUSSION TIME – What do you spend your Boo Boo...

It’s a good thing B-man had a good friend like...

The B-Lair comes fully equipped with heated floors, 99 inch...

Critics agree – “Viking Rockettes are the greatest thing since...

Will B-man and his posse of sextuplets be up to the...

Don’t mess with bakers…  Else face the cyanide donut…

Unfortunate that Boxer didn’t have a Spotter.

All hail Herbert, machine god of the Earth.

This campaign just got a whole lot Gumpier.

You think that’s bad?  You don’t wanna know where asparagus...

The only thing they can’t teach you in skoos is...

Can we all agree that WW1 Germans were the best...

Is anyone else reminded of those aliens from Looney Toons?...

Why did they wheel the big barrow filled with spaghetti...

If “King Kong” taught me anything, it’s that you don’t...

You can be king of the munkys.  But you can’t...

Will that boy ever get his bump fixed?  Stay tuned...

Me kill you killing you to save you from killing...

Would you do Billy?  I’d do Billy…

Like father, like son.  It just keeps getting worse and...

Long story short. All the blood exploded through the top...

That’s why I keep all my cash in gold.

For the past 5 years I’ve been communicating with humans...

Gary could read the sign.  But not the warning.  IF...

And that’s where fruit cake comes from.

Paroles may be granted for good comedic timing.

I’m telling you, I’m not insane.  There’s an ass on...

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS JOLINA?!?!  HE LOVED YOU!

I wish MY professors would give me smooches :'(

Now THIS is the Japan I know and love.

Let’s all take a moment to admire the majesty of...

He should have seen a general practitioner first.

You’d run away too if your smoochie turned into a...

DAMMIT KYLE!!  That’s even worse!

It’s like Chinese New Year but with pumpkins.

cry evrtiem

Not even John William’s score can save this train wreck...

Yoda is the best Disney princess.

STAR WARS JOKES!!!!!  :D

And you thought one Putin was bad enough.

He’s just a big dragon in a small world trying...

I never chose the coaster life….

Who’s up for Chinese food?!

A brief summary of every fan fiction ever.

I need to get that thing in my mouth as...

Does anyone else remember that “Mucha Lucha” cartoon?

Much like the Native Americans, KFC uses every part of...

We got a real special surprise for you next time. ...

Come with me And you’ll be in a woooooooooorld of...

Who lives?  Who dies?  Place your bets now!

Tumblr Facebook Tapas   No, this is not an “Exorcist”...

You think YOU have a crap job?  Try being a...

“It’s not always about you professor!  I never asked to...

“Doctor Oz…  We’re reporting record sales for your new mulk...

The last time we tried to get Momo off of...

This isn’t the first time administration screwed up and scheduled...

That is one weirdo pink haired baby…

Part 4, the thrilling conclusion.  Coming….  SOON????????

Ham Pile is a registered trademark of the Hobblin’ company.

It’s not an adventure unless there’s short people involved.  Period....

Sky soup – taste the rainbow

Just as squiggle man planned…

Resolve your way out of THIS!!!

Politicians are always promising bread crumbs that they can never...

YOU!  You look like a person with nothing to do...

It’s funny because James Lipton is older than Clint Eastwood… ...

One of these men has spent more time as an...

“Listen, secret police…  I’m gonna need you to noogie everyone… ...

“Lucky for you Smokey’s not on duty right now.”

“You haven’t swallowed any guns recently have you?”

“Now what the hell am supposed to do with all...

Grizzly Greasers….  GG everyone…  GG……..  no re………

King Arthur finds himself barking up the wrong tree…

Wow!  I’m having fewer capitalist-pig  ideologies already!

Oh Garfield…  What have you gotten yourself into this time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk

Sweatpants, the sign that someone has absolutely nothing left to...

Oscar’s been living his life, or at least what’s left...

Come back on Wednesday for part two now y’hear?

A big scary guy with a knife will be tinkering...

I remember the good old days when all the kids...

Underground Olympic events: shanking stabbing people beating stab shanking face...

I think we can all agree that the 20th century...

The only thing missing is a cross over cosplay, like...

The good news is that no one will ever have...

I’d say something about sticking to your morals and values,...

Who can stop the fish heads?

And here we find the Republican in it’s natural setting...

No amount of lavender scented soaps will ever remove that...

Heheh…  Refuge…  Heheh…  Garbage puns…

Being old must be awesome.  You’re pretty much legally obligated...

To be politically correct, we’re actually “mammalian-impaired” or “bipedal-abominations.”

And then the guy on the crapper can be all like...

There was a disturbing lack of magic throughout that series…

Henry’s gonna need a really big gun if he’s facing...

Wowie, how’s Henry gonna get himself out of this mess? ...

Magic’s the best, adding whimsy to even the most trivial...

Screw going back in time, the best way to avoid...

Have you ever just been loving so hard that it...

However some lasting effects of the procedure may include him...

100 is neat because it isn’t a prime number…  Bunch...

Everyone ones that the monetary system is gonna collapse sooner...

Bear costumes can get you out of anything.  Like if...

Who decided when the year begins?  The Kenyans?  Bob Hope?

Merry solstice!  Merry solstice to all!!!

Inspired by real events, tragically, real events.

What happens when you take a picture of your reflection?

Maybe if I just threw the button at him…

Officer Kurt opened himself up to Benny before he literally...

Chocolate automatically makes everything better by default, vegetables, coffee, traffic...

HUPPY HERLLERWERN ERVYBERDY!!!!!!!!!

No matter how hard he scrubbed, Melvin was never able...

Obama doesn’t take crap from anyone anymore, now he takes...

It stood for centuries as the gayest monument on Earth,...

At least now that all the fuel is gone forever...

Mark should’ve taken a lesson from Peter Griffin. But seriously,...

That big thing on top of Louis’ head, it’s not...

I didn’t choose the organ grinder life, the organ grinder...

Sleep tight, soon you won’t sleep at all.

Anesthetics?  No.  Those kinds of surgeries only happen on television.

They spend a fortune on travel.

Sold at your local recycling plant, some assembly required.

He may not be the best hero, but at least...

Well, I’ve probably milked the same joke for long enough.

See the Earth shattering conclusion Wednesday!

Who gets stabbed next?  Who doesn’t get stabbed?  Who get’s...

Stay tuned tomorrow for Part 4 – Live Free or...

Find out who gets beaten up next on Friday.  Probably...

Find out this Wednesday if Ahnuld will find the secret...

Gotta do something to pay those space bills.

Puns are never acceptable, on or off the workplace.

At least it’s not as bad as that time he...

Nike boss man – We’ve got a crisis people!  No...

That’s right, I used the “Michael Caine” Alfred.  And what...

You’ll be receiving all the world’s nuclear payloads within the...

Who the hell was the jackass that first climbed down...

Join us next week for the hilarious antics of Hairy...

There’s nothing in the entire universe but a hamburger and...

I didn’t ask to be the world’s handsome-est gazillionaire.

Ah the good ol’ soccer-ball games.  The only place on...

(Galileo looks through his telescope) -Well ain’t that some shit…...

Once I was driving down a highway and an air...

Every office has one of those guys…

Benny-Chief, let’s think about this for a minute.  What kind...

Not cool Brutus, not cool…

That’ll learn him to learn me…

The first thing I’d do if I owned the planet...

How come there’s 137 episodes of the office recorded on...

Slam and sniff bookmarks, the greatest human achievement since canned...

Who ya gonna call? Ghost toasters……   Goodnight everybody.

The exciting conclusion tomorrow!  Will Dudley ever find true love,...

Will the CIA ever fix their Mickey Mouse phone services? ...

Find out if Dudley and slender learn the magic of...

Just think of all the fives of downloads that’ll happening...

If you and one other person were trapped on an...

The thing that came from beyond the stratosphere!  The very...

Little do those foolish mortals know that we’re actually the...

Perhaps Dylan was not ready for this world…  Oh well,...

The Walking Dead season 16.5 – Rick caters a party...

Those silly English kni-gits.

Now whenever you whack him in the head it sounds...

Just having a few technological difficulties here, don’t worry friends...

Russian yellow snow isn’t very yellow at all really, it’s...

Family or breakfast.  Love and companionship or the most important...

Movie theater security…..  Ammiright folks?! (laugh track turns on)

Chief Dances With Bastards does it again, it’s even more...

Who needs to be a grown up when you can...

This is the comic making process, for every comic, every...

Based on true events that revolved around accidentally putting roofies...

Who else here has seen the Dune movie?!  Anyone?  Someone?… ...

A post about Canadian politics?  Who’d-a thunk it. This comic...

What kind of person uses a shoe-phone that’s also a...

There’s also a Visine for over exposure to Jolly Biscuit,...

Treasure, inside of other treasure?  We need to go deeper.

What would the world be like without the skilled fun-gineers...

And to think, this amazing adventure was all because of...

See the shocking conclusion tomorrow!  Go on, I dare you…

That’s all well and good for him, but what about...

How’s Preston Moneyham gonna get out of this one?  Stay...

Doctor’s aren’t all that bad, consider this.  Who else do...

Old coot-“My son, I pass this task onto you.  For...

What’s Walmart gonna do?  Break into my house and bash...

Stay tuned for more of the Amoizing Antics of Dercter...

Sure they do well on the first week, but if...

What could be more relaxing than falling over unconscious from...

I hear if you actually do the laundry they let...

Maybe there will be something in those boxes tomorrow…

Such an ability must not be harnessed by man, no...

This is exactly what I’ve been doing for the past...

Bullying is never right, unless their complete dorks, then fully...

What kind of a bleak meaningless future are we heading...

Oh dang, those guys look like really tiny Captain Underpants...

Lousy parents, I have evolved past the need to be...

It’s like Dilbert, but not.

New year 2013, what were those smelly Mayans good for...

Unions and employee benefits were circling the drain anyways…  You’ll...

Don’t you just hate those moments when you wake up...

This is definitely the urstiest of all the comiks I’ve...