And then the guy on the crapper can be all like – “Don’t do this to me man!  You can’t just leave me here with nothing!  There’s nothing but rocks on this planet man!  ROCKS HURT!!!”

OH!  Or how about this? – “Just do me a solid here, ’cause this mess is anything but solid.”

More like “anything BUTT solid”  ammiright?…  I amuse myself.